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A message from the future.
This post was not actually written on Saturday. I just thought you should know that. The date is actually Monday, February 20, 2006, as I write this. So why does it say that it was written on Saturday, February 18? Well, simple...
All aboard the friend ship!
Attention, MySpace nerds. I am now one of you. www.myspace.com/TheExpatriateAct I couldn’t tell you why I made the leap into MySpace land. Just seemed like the trendy thing to do. Plus, I can make myself a bigger target f...
Rock lobster.
Here’s my belated liveblog of the Grammy awards. 7:00 – Bored. 8:00 – Watching Lost. 9:00 – Bored again. 10:00 – Stop giving U2 awards. It just encourages them. Here’s the thing about the Gra...
All hail our advertising overlords.
In The Usual Suspects, Verbal Kint says that, “”The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.”" Well, that’s not exactly true. Because in actuality, the greates...
The ABCs of Blogging
Blog: (1) A combination of the words “web” and “log” signifying a diary that is maintained online, where anyone with access to the Internet is able to read it. (2) A stupid word. Blogger: (1) One who par...
Super Bowl Monday.
With 10:27 left in the third quarter, I’m finally ready to make my prediction on the big game. Packers by 8. Oh, crap. I forgot. I’m dumb. So as much as I’m enjoying the Steelers stomping on the Seahawks, I...
