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Let’s all agree to disagree, and to not kill cats
Look, I didn’t want it to have to come to this, but we need to talk, America. Okay, so I understand that having just the one political party is not enough. Because then elections would be really boring and we wouldn’...
Maybe best reconsider that Italian cruise
I've never been on a cruise ship before, mostly because I really, really don't ever want to become the "guy who accidentally fell off of a cruise ship and no one ever noticed." Maybe that's just me. I'm sure other people are no...
Uten Gleeben Golden Globen liveblog
Overture, curtain, lights. This is it! We’ll hit the highs. And oh what highs we’ll hit! )n with the show, this is it! I don’t know why I just wrote that out. It was literally the first and only thing I though...
2011 Emmys LiveSod LiveBlog
Is it that time of year again? Time to let the TV stars know that they’re loved and appreciated? Apparently so. It’s the Emmys, LIVE on your television screen, and also LIVE on your Internet screen, as I sit and mak...
Awkward white rapping: Never not funny
You there, youth of America. You look like you need to be related to. Do you need to be related to? I bet you do. Don’t worry, kids. I’m totally down with the things that you’re down with. I’m hip. With ...
Captain America! F*ck Yeah!
Going back in time to when James Cameron first invented the third dimension, I have only tolerated 3D movies for one reason and one reason only: The opportunity to experience what it would feel like to have Captain America thro...
