Especially after I saw this headline on Slate.com. There was so much promise for a man with a first name like that. Here’s a few I came up with:
“Up Mitt Creek”
“Un-Mitt-igated Disaster”
“Mitt Sandwich”
“Big, Steaming Pile of Mitt”
and my personal favorite,
“Mitt Happens”
Yes, there were so many unrealized opportunities with a candidate like Mitt. At least we still have the man, the myth, the legend, Mike Huckabee, who my wife loves to refer to alternately as “Suck-abee” and…well, you can probably figure the other one out.
Have a good weekend, folks!
