Welp, as predicted, it’s Barack ‘Osama’ Obama vs. John ‘Survived-the-Civil-War’ McCain fighting for the title of El Presidente of the once-great US and A.
Predictions?
This pundit-in-training is calling this one for Obama, and here’s why:
The average voters, aka ‘Joe and Suzy Six-Pack’ are heavily influenced by the media to determine which candidate he/she would like to have a beer with (Joe) or bone (Suzy). I’ve broken the buzzword translation down into the basic ‘this=that’ format:
McCain’s Breakdown
McCain = Experience = Not going to f things up = Politics as usual
Obama’s Breakdown
Obama = New Blood = Might have a few mishaps = New ideals
There you have it… Throw in some Republican votes for the Libertarian ‘Party’ and you’ve got the first black President.
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