I’ve always kind of liked Matt Damon. I know that you have, too. He’s just plain likable. With that gigantic forehead and massive cranium, that every guy look about him and the fact that he’s reeeealy short. He’s not intimidating for us guys, because even though we like Matt Damon, we secretly know that we’re better looking, plus he’s very approachable for girls, because too many movie stars today are simply unattainable (like that Jim Belushi, can’t touch that guy).
Imagine my surprise when I watch this little video here:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anxkrm9uEJk[/youtube]
Matt Damon knows him some politics! I knew he could kick some European and CIA ass and was really good at math and that he really enjoyed asking pony-tailed douchebags whether or not they enjoyed their apples, but politics? Way to be both a celebrity AND informed about politics, Matt Damon. Good on ya!
Now, if our media could just be as curious about this Sarah Palin character as Good Will Hunting, maybe the rest of us wouldn’t also be stuck asking these same questions. Get your head out of your asses, major newspapers, news networks and political magazines!
I’m not necessarily saying that I want you all to dig up dirt on this hockey mom, but it would help to have some substinative background on her life as a public figure. She’s only running for Vice President of the country, I think we deserve to know what kind of politician she’s been. As it is, we know that her husband’s won a bunch of snowmobile races, her daughter is the town mattress and got knocked up because of it, and that Mrs. Palin recklessly endangered her downs-syndrome baby by flying back to Alaska from Texas after her water broke.
While that’s all riveting stuff and all, I think that we at least deserve some real information, folks. Otherwise, we’ll all end up like the bad version of our buddy Jason Bourne here,
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWTzyU5MFgM[/youtube]
Oh, and before I forget, Rik, that’s just a little too much Kenny Loggins for me. I’d watch it, the way you’re going, you’re headed RIGHT INTO THE DANGER ZONE!!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0UOZ9NHDsY[/youtube]
