Honestly, he does. You see it. I know you do. Of course, if I remember my Aesop’s Fables at all, this means that Obama must be the rabbit. I certainly hope that it doesn’t follow that “slow and steady wins the race.” Actually, following the presidential campaign as I have these past few years, it would be more like “confused and bumbling wins on race.”

Zing.

Don’t forget, the first debate is this Friday night. As an American, it’s your duty to at least pretend to pay attention. If you can’t stand to watch it, maybe read a transcript or non-partisan recap. This is an important election and no matter which way you plan on voting, we’re all better off if your vote is an informed vote. We need to at least act like this is still our country. So, the debate is on at 7PM ET and it’s moderated by PBS’s Jim Lehrer, who, despite being the crustiest, whitest news anchor alive, is at least not paid enough to be partisan and is always even-handed.

Oh, and we here at Sod just might be Liveblogging this first debate. More information to follow later in the week, once we hammer out the details (read: overcome our inherent laziness and clean the bong-water out of our ears). Stay tuned.

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