I know I’ve never expressed that much interest in any sport before, with the exclusion of professional wrestling and water polo. But my dad is an enormous Kansas Jayhawks fan, so since he doesn’t have a blog of his own, I choose to write the following in his honor, and it s done in lieu of a Father’s Day present. Here’s to you, Pop.
Warning: What is to follow is an example of extreme childishness and poor sportsmanship that should not be emulated by anyone at any time. Those with any sense of maturity are warned to turn away now.
YOU LOSE, JERKS!! YOU LIGGITY, LIGGITY, LIGGITY LOOOOOOOOOSE!!!! L-O-S-E, LOSE, LOSE, LOSE! L-O-S-E, LOSE, LOSE, LOSE!!!!
Hey, Justin Timberlake, why so sad. buddy? Is it because you LOST? Damn right it is. We’re sending you to MEXICO now! I don’t know why! WE JUST ARE!!
Rock Chalk, Jayhawk, KU! Rock Chalk, Jayhawk, KU! Rock Chalk, Jayhawk, KU! Rock Chalk, Jayhawk, KU! Rock Chalk, Jayhawk, KU! WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Okay, and now I’m spent.
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