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		<title>President Norris?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2009 04:20:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nate</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Chuck Norris]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Maybe. For those of you poor souls unfortunate enough to live in Texas&#8230;if they ever secede from the union, of course. Yes, Chuck Norris has declared, on the well-respected far-right-wing-nutjob internet rag World Net Daily, that he would be open to becoming the President of Texas, should it ever secede from the rest of the USA. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dear Ohio &amp; Texas,</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2008 16:57:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nate</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been really great being with you these past few years. We&#8217;ve had our good times and our bad, our ups and our downs, but it&#8217;s been a lot of fun all the way through. You&#8217;ve made me a better person and I&#8217;d like to think that I&#8217;ve done the same for you. I was [...]]]></description>
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