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Posts Tagged ‘science’
 

 
 

District 9

If you want to call it a new genre, I wouldn’t blame you. District 9 is probably the strangest movie of the year, and it’s great that such a new formula can be put into an imaginative summer blockbuster and not be r...
by Ben
 

 
 
 

Mammoth Opportunity

Scientists are apparently getting closer every day to being able to recreate the DNA of the wooly mammoth. For those of you who didn’t see Jurassic Park, this means that these scientists could make themselves a real, live...
by Nate
 

 
 
 

Growing Up Nate: Gimmie Stitches

Mr. Hoff was my 8th grade science teacher. He was also my junior high football coach. He played football in college and made a point of reminding us of this at every opportunity. He was a mountain of a man. A large, notably out...
by Nate
 

 

 
 

Science Sez: 100% of rape accusations made by women are false

Trigger alert. Did you know that 100% of rape accusations made by women are false? Fact. Researchers working at the nonpartisan Women Always Lie Institute (WALI) came up with this percentage by taking the number of rape allegat...
by idyllicmollusk