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Paraphrasing the Candidates.

It’s less than two weeks until Election Day, which can mean only one thing. It’s time to play “Paraphrasing the Candidates,” where I play you a video of the candidate, and then transcribe for you exactly...
by Erik Hagen
 
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John McCain Looks Like A Turtle…

Honestly, he does. You see it. I know you do. Of course, if I remember my Aesop’s Fables at all, this means that Obama must be the rabbit. I certainly hope that it doesn’t follow that “slow and steady wins the...
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Sarah Palin – Trophy Pick

So, John McCain has picked his VP. I can’t say that it’s the best pick or even a reasonable pick. In fact, it’s a straight up shot at the woman vote and little else. Sure, Sara Palin is a strong woman, but she...
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John McCain: hilariously old man

Despite the fact that I’m firmly in the bag for Bob Barr’s mustache for President this year, I still have to admit a morbid curiosity in the campaign of John McCain. Truth be told, I’ve always had a certain fo...
by Erik Hagen
 
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Paris Hilton = Not Hot

In one fell swoop, “celebrity” Paris Hilton has managed to destroy every single foothold gained for women in presidential politics achieved by Hillary Clinton. Bravo, you slutty heiress, bravo. If you have no idea w...
by Nate
 
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