Rather than create in-depth hlogs (hate+blogs) for each of my grievances, I’m taking the lazy route and summing them all up in one megalithic post. Enjoy.
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Religious Flair*: Look, its fine that you need religion to cope with the fact that there are some things in this universe that can’t be explained, or that you’re worm food when you die, but please keep your wacky superstitions to yourself. I’m sure your imaginary friend Jesus is tickled that you’ve decided to put his name and/or image on the ass-end of your car, announcing to the rest of the world that you went against the grain and ‘decided’ to be a Christian. Jog on, wanker.
*Including religious propaganda of all shapes and sizes (like those stupid little Jesus fish.)
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“Fear This” and those “Calvin peeing on various objects” window decals – Congrats! You figured out the basic mechanics of the sticker and have used that gift to give the rest of us fair warning that you are mildly retarded.
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Right-Wing Broadcasters: You know these fascists were the kind of kids that couldn’t get laughs unless they took their pants off, so now they spread hate and fear to feed their frail egos and push their narrow-minded agendas. The only thing worse than these hypocrites are the people that lap it up (see #1 and #3 of this post.) For more information on why these ass-monkeys boil my broccoli, search ‘fox news’ on this site.
That about does it; I’m a bit surprised that there are only 5 things that piss me off. I’m sure there’s more, but maybe it’s time to open the floor: what pisses you off?
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