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Posts Tagged ‘Hillary Clinton’
 

 
 

Grappling With the Democratic Convention

Invesco Field is packed with thousands of democrats. Nearly 75,000 people (maybe more) are anxiously awaiting Barack Obama’s speech, or his “Big Speech,” as CNN seems intent on calling it. That’s right, ...
by Nate
 

 
 
 

Hillary Wins Kentucky! Break Out The Moonshine!

That’s right, guys and dolls, Hillary won the great state of Kentucky by a landslide. Screw the math, THIS IS NOT OVER YET! The pundits and fact-checkers and that guy who plays with the big touch-screen board on CNN, John...
by Nate
 

 
 
 

Pennsylvania Bloodbath

Hello, country. I’ve been getting letters from some of you out there wondering how I enjoyed Philadelphia. Let me make this perfectly clear: I’ve never been to Pennsylvania. I have no idea what you’re talking ...
by Steven Colbert
 

 

 
 

Ready From Day One

Sorry I’m a little late with my post today. I arrived to work this morning under a barrage of sniper fire and my whole day has just been screwy ever since. But I’m not going to complain. I’ve dealt with things...
by Nate
 

 
 
 

What I Learned From Super Tuesday

Like many of you, I arrived home from work last night, flicked my TV to CNN/MSNBC/FOX NEWS/PBS and let the results of 22 primaries and caucuses wash over me like lukewarm pea soup. My head is still spinning. Here’s what I...
by Nate