Uten Gleeben Golden Globen liveblog
Overture, curtain, lights. This is it! We’ll hit the highs. And oh what highs we’ll hit! )n with the show, this is it!
I don’t know why I just wrote that out. It was literally the first and only thing I thought of. Anyway, the Golden Globes are kind of like an awards show, so let’s do kind of like a liveblog for them. Tonight, formerly cool and now mostly annoying person Ricky Gervais is your host, and will be practicing some of his “too controversial for television that we broadcast on television knowing everything fully in advance of what he’s going to say” comedy. Maybe he’ll make Brad Pitt cry! It could happen! But even if it doesn’t happen, something probably will, so let’s all make snide remarks about it while whatever happens is happening. It’ll be fun!