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Posts Tagged ‘death’
 

 
 

Burn Out, Or Fade Away?

I was sitting around listening to some Elliott Smith with the wife last night and, apropos of nothing, she turned around and asked me, “Elliott Smith, if he was still alive, would he suck?” Good question. Would he? ...
by Nate
 

 
 
 

Prepare for Slow, Floaty Death

I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the jellyfish of the world are out to get us. Or, at least, they must be, because they’re spreading all over the oceans and now, somehow, they’ve rendered themselves immortal....
by Nate
 

 
 
 

KHAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!! Is Dead. May He Rest in Peace…

Ricardo Montalban died today. He lived a long, full life, reaching a hearty 88 years on earth. He was in many movies (such as Star Trek II, where he played KHAAAAANNNN!!!), starred in Fantasy Island with the adorable little Tat...
by Nate
 

 

 
 

Sod Thinks This Just Sucks

Apparently, actor Heath Ledger has decided to call it quits. Permanently. And we think that’s pretty shitty news. Ledger was found by a masseuse and a housekeeper at a Manhattan apartment owned by Mary-Kate Olson, yes, th...
by Nate