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March 17th, 2008
 

The Best Ren & Stimpy Scene EVER

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That’s right; EVER!

Here it is… Arguably the finest moment in television history.

The set up:

After seeing piles of fanmail for Stimpy and none for him, Ren gets very sad, but Stimpy decides to make Ren president of his fan club. A position that drives him mad…

Ren as President:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT4YbO_1mvA[/youtube]

Ren going mad:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU29jCEfCGc[/youtube]
If anyone has the FULL scene, please send me the link!

Ren: I… I was nice today. NICE to all of those insipid little monkeys, answering thier STUPID letters. My hands… DIRTY!
(Scrapes his hands.)THE DIRT WON’T COME OFF!
(screams)
Ren: President! What a joke. President! President of what? HIS fan club! How they love him! Look at him, lying there asleep. The idol of millions… (whipering)is a FOOL!
Ren(sing-song) Lying silly little fool.
Ren: How easily I end the force… with these hands! These DIRTY HANDS! AND WITH THESE HANDS I HOLD THE FATE OF MILLIONS! They think he’s a god, but he’s as mortal as we. I KNOW! Just one quick TWIST… then it’s over. Just one!
(moving toward Stimpy)
Ren: Just… AAAAH! IT’S HAPPENING AGAIN! MY BRAIN! MY HOT, STINGING BRAIN!


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