Now with the election over, the RNC is looking back at what could have been done better.
I don’t have all the answers, but I can tell you how to wrangle up the Captain Not Demographic.
First, get an old wrinkly guy with some pudge. Maybe he could have some weird facial ticks and a creepy look on his face all the time. Then, tether to him Sarah Palin in the Princess Leia slave girl outfit from Return of the Jedi.
Let them sit together on a big podium, but the cameras only focus on Leia, I mean Palin.
I’d definitely buy the poster for that!
