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October 15th, 2008
 

The Final Presidential Debate – A SodBlog LiveBlog

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Written by: Erik Hagen
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This is it. Finally, the final Presidential debate. And when I say finally, that’s exactly what I mean, because as you’ve probably already heard, no matter which one of these two gets into office, we’ll all be dead within three years. But let’s not worry about the future. Today is about the present, so join the SodBlog team as we pick away at the debate in a similar manner as to how one would pick at a scabbed over wound. (Ed. note: EEeeewww.) Will John McCain finally lose his shit? Will Barack Obama bring his iPod so he can listen to some Al Green and just chill? Will Sarah Palin scream death threats from backstage? Nobody knows! So sit right back and take comfort in the fact that you’ll never have to go through this ever again. We promise.


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Erik Hagen
I came into this world naked, covered in blood and slightly hysterical. Very little has changed since.