Dear Music Santa,
Thank you for delivering “Chinese Democracy” this year. I’ve been asking for it since 1999. Every year since it’s been one crappy album after another.
Thank you!
I also wanted to thank you for making sure the Winger reunion album did not happen. I am almost more thankful for that.
So, Music Santa, I would like the following for Christmas this year.
- An album with a title written out as full words. No “Da” or “Lil”. Please have them say “The” or “Little”.
- Any album that features an “electric ukulele” or “atomic kazoo”.
- A new album by Primus. Even an album of John Denver covers by Primus would do.
That is all.
Thank you Music Santa!
As always, I’ll leave out a glass of tepid water and a plate of “Special Brownies” for you.
