Comments on: Sod probably would’ve left after two or three hours, tops.

By: Heck

Heck — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 09:12:47 +0000

dane cook’s genius is above all of you. if i was a drunken reprobate, public innebriate, or three-strike reality victim, i would buy you a beer, win you a stuffed monkey at the fair, and leave you stranded at an arby’s.

By: Nate S

Nate S — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 20:48:43 +0000

You’ll notice that he started his set around midnight and ended it around 7AM. Are we sure that they didn’t just turn up the footlights a little bit brighter, throw a laugh track CD into the sound system, hand out blankets and pillows the the audience members and hope he didn’t notice?

By: Nate S

Nate S — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 20:43:41 +0000

I’d rather watch to Richard Pryor’s headstone for seven hours than watch Dane Cook not be funny for seven hours.

By: Erik H

Erik H — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 20:36:22 +0000

You may suggest, but if you’re ever to become the fire-breathing, take-no-prisoners, destroyer of worlds administrator that I’d always envisioned you becoming someday, then you should DEMAND I do so. Then you should follow up your DEMAND with a threat of physical violence upon my face. But that’s just a humble suggestion.

I think this is a good idea. My only question is how to do it. I would like to make my keywords “Dane Cook sets record for being World’s Biggest Tool.” or possibly “Dane Cook breaks record for longest consecutive period of not being funny.”

By: admin

admin — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 18:47:11 +0000

great post… may i suggest putting relevant keywords in future posts like this?

ie ‘Dane Cook breaks comedy endurance record; bores man to death’