Comments on: Prepare for Slow, Floaty Death http://sodblog.com/general/obscure/prepare-for-slow-floaty-death/ The Internet's home for sarcasm. Tue, 21 Dec 2010 14:21:20 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Benn http://sodblog.com/general/obscure/prepare-for-slow-floaty-death/#comment-1042 Benn Thu, 29 Jan 2009 21:09:20 +0000 http://www.sodblog.com/?p=1802#comment-1042 Grab your umbrellas and start swimming; maybe they'll think you're one of them. They don't have eyes after all... Grab your umbrellas and start swimming; maybe they’ll think you’re one of them. They don’t have eyes after all…

]]> By: Nate http://sodblog.com/general/obscure/prepare-for-slow-floaty-death/#comment-1041 Nate Thu, 29 Jan 2009 17:34:25 +0000 http://www.sodblog.com/?p=1802#comment-1041 You're safe, you're in North Dakota. It'll take time for them to invade Devil's Lake. Start sharpening your sword. You’re safe, you’re in North Dakota. It’ll take time for them to invade Devil’s Lake. Start sharpening your sword.

]]> By: Erik Hagen http://sodblog.com/general/obscure/prepare-for-slow-floaty-death/#comment-1040 Erik Hagen Thu, 29 Jan 2009 16:25:54 +0000 http://www.sodblog.com/?p=1802#comment-1040 No, no. Everyone knows you don't kill immortal jellyfish with stakes through their heart. You have to cut off their heads in a sword battle, which might prove to be difficult, since I don't know that jellyfish have heads. Screw it. I welcome the jellyfish armageddon. Come and get me, you stingy bastards. No, no. Everyone knows you don’t kill immortal jellyfish with stakes through their heart. You have to cut off their heads in a sword battle, which might prove to be difficult, since I don’t know that jellyfish have heads.

Screw it. I welcome the jellyfish armageddon. Come and get me, you stingy bastards.

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