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December 2nd, 2008
 

Man Assaulted while working at the Cheesecake Factory–what is going on in Arizona?

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Written by: CaptainNot
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This went down at a Cheesecake Factory in Arizona, Bryce Fitzpatrick—a food expeditor was attacked by 10 cooks.

“About 10-plus cooks and dishwashers shut the lights out,” Fitzpatrick recalls. “A guy grabbed me from behind and made me put my butt on top of his genitals.”

One cook grabbed Fitzpatrick’s right leg and held it up in the air. Another held his left leg. Two other men grabbed fitzpatrick’s arms

“A cook would stand in the middle and rub his genitals into my genitals,” Fitzpatrick said.

During his tenure at the restaurant, he suffered the attacks more than 20 times, he said.

First, it sounds like he works at the “Fruitcake factory” not the Cheese Cake Factory. Second, didn’t he know that after a human does something three times, it becomes a habit?  I would have found a job at Denny’s after that. Those cooks had a habit.  They were just finding their groove—and his too, it sounds.


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