Comments on: Childhood: Dora, Diego and Depilatories http://sodblog.com/general/obscure/childhood-dora-diego-and-depilatories/ The Internet's home for sarcasm. Tue, 21 Dec 2010 14:21:20 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: admin http://sodblog.com/general/obscure/childhood-dora-diego-and-depilatories/#comment-327 admin Sat, 05 Apr 2008 03:36:32 +0000 http://www.sodblog.com/general/sod-that-is-bad/childhood-dora-diego-and-depilatories/#comment-327 Delicioso! Delicioso!

]]> By: Crystal http://sodblog.com/general/obscure/childhood-dora-diego-and-depilatories/#comment-326 Crystal Sat, 05 Apr 2008 03:35:23 +0000 http://www.sodblog.com/general/sod-that-is-bad/childhood-dora-diego-and-depilatories/#comment-326 Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping!

]]> By: scornado http://sodblog.com/general/obscure/childhood-dora-diego-and-depilatories/#comment-325 scornado Fri, 04 Apr 2008 21:11:11 +0000 http://www.sodblog.com/general/sod-that-is-bad/childhood-dora-diego-and-depilatories/#comment-325 I think David Bazan's (as Pedro the Lion) commentary on this is worth reprinting in full: what makes you think that it won't grow back in a day or two husbands in winter they know the truth but what can they do i don't like girls the way they are so shave their legs and make them look like movie stars then we can pretend it's natural put on whatever makes you attractive if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion your friends like a certain you that's who you've got to be junior high legs blonde hair gone brown from removing it waxing since thirteen wisdom from a beauty queen her tiara diggin deep in her head i'm starting to think that i'm kind of shy or at least i'd like to be winter legs give me heart attacks so take it off with lasers so it never comes back then we can pretend it's natural I think David Bazan’s (as Pedro the Lion) commentary on this is worth reprinting in full:

what makes you think
that it won’t grow back
in a day or two
husbands in winter
they know the truth
but what can they do

i don’t like girls the way they are
so shave their legs
and make them look like movie stars
then we can pretend it’s natural

put on whatever makes you attractive
if it’s not you then do it for the sake of fashion
your friends like a certain you
that’s who you’ve got to be

junior high legs
blonde hair gone brown
from removing it
waxing since thirteen
wisdom from a beauty queen
her tiara diggin deep in her head

i’m starting to think that i’m kind of shy
or at least i’d like to be

winter legs give me heart attacks
so take it off with lasers
so it never comes back
then we can pretend it’s natural

]]> By: Crystal http://sodblog.com/general/obscure/childhood-dora-diego-and-depilatories/#comment-324 Crystal Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:12:40 +0000 http://www.sodblog.com/general/sod-that-is-bad/childhood-dora-diego-and-depilatories/#comment-324 "How do I look? Like a 10-year-old? Ohmigaw, that chemical facial peeled two years off of my face. Thanks mom!" Speaking of, I'm feeling old. I need to go get layers of my skin chemically removed from my face. Welcome to Sod Blog, Angi. “How do I look? Like a 10-year-old? Ohmigaw, that chemical facial peeled two years off of my face. Thanks mom!”
Speaking of, I’m feeling old. I need to go get layers of my skin chemically removed from my face.
Welcome to Sod Blog, Angi.

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