Yup, we won it. The 2007 World Beard and Moustache Championships. Won it by a hair…
Okay, fine, we came in 3rd, but that’s over the ENTIRE WORLD, so it’s still an accomplishment.
Take that, guys that made fun of us in high school / guidance counselor who said we’d never add up to anything / annoying uncle who chided us for having “peach fuzz” at age 17 / girlfriend who left us because of persisting back-hair “problem” / mom and dad!
Cue Queen’s “We Are The Champions,” please…but make it sound taller and with more hair.
