http://sodblog.com/general/pumpkin-balls/ The Internet's home for sarcasm. Tue, 21 Dec 2010 14:21:20 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://sodblog.com/general/pumpkin-balls/#comment-320 Nate Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:36:10 +0000 http://www.sodblog.com/general/pumpkin-balls/#comment-320 Sconado - I'm no expert, but I believe what you're referring to is the "Asshole Stance." It most commonly afflicts high school and college football players and wrestlers. It can also occur in past-their-prime poseurs at any local gym. The exact cause is currently unknown, but I've heard that a team of young scientists are working hard on a cure under threat of wedgies and being shoved into lockers while walking down the hallway. Sconado – I’m no expert, but I believe what you’re referring to is the “Asshole Stance.” It most commonly afflicts high school and college football players and wrestlers. It can also occur in past-their-prime poseurs at any local gym. The exact cause is currently unknown, but I’ve heard that a team of young scientists are working hard on a cure under threat of wedgies and being shoved into lockers while walking down the hallway.

]]> http://sodblog.com/general/pumpkin-balls/#comment-319 scornado Fri, 04 Apr 2008 16:57:48 +0000 http://www.sodblog.com/general/pumpkin-balls/#comment-319 Is this in any way related to the tragic inability of certain young men to relax their arms by their sides? I guess I always just assumed they had painflully swollen lymph nodes. Can pumpkin balls migrate? Is this in any way related to the tragic inability of certain young men to relax their arms by their sides? I guess I always just assumed they had painflully swollen lymph nodes.
Can pumpkin balls migrate?

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