It’s always good to have a joke on hand to break the ice during visits to the doctor’s office or waiting for your parole officer.
Here’s a couple:
What do you call the strap that
keeps an umbrella closed when your not using it?
The umbrellical cord.
Did you hear about the guy who’s a dyslexic-bulemic?
He eats, and then he sticks his finger up his ass.
OK, I best not wear this joke-telling talent out too quickly!
