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February 18th, 2006
 

A message from the future.

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Written by: Erik Hagen
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This post was not actually written on Saturday. I just thought you should know that.

The date is actually Monday, February 20, 2006, as I write this. So why does it say that it was written on Saturday, February 18? Well, simple really. I used the post date feature. Which means I’m writing this post FROM THE FUTURE. That’s right. Think of it as some sort of reverse time capsule. I live in the magical world of “”48 Hours From Now Land.”" We have flying cars, and robot maids, and we live in cities in the sky. How cool is that? Very cool, if I do say so myself.

So I’ve done my civic duty. Through my magical futuristic abilities, I’ve travelled back in time and blogged into the future. And now I must return to my own world, where I will continue my never-ending fight with the Evil Lord Vorquat. I’ll be seeing you all … IN THE FUTURE!!!

-Erik Hagen
/The Man From Tomorrow.
TheExpatriateAct@gmail.com


About the Author

Erik Hagen
I came into this world naked, covered in blood and slightly hysterical. Very little has changed since.