Is it that time of year again? Looks to be that way. So here we go again, liveblogging the Golden Globes and pretending that we care who wins. These things practically write themselves, or they would, if you people would just do them for me like I keep asking you to.

So since this must be done, this thing we are about to do, let’s all make witty comments about what we are about to see, the Golden Globes of the year of the Lord 2013, and tomorrow we will forget any of this ever happened. Let the good times roll.

Are they rolling yet? The good times? Not yet? Well, any second now. Just wait for it.