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January 13th, 2008
 

Sod rocks the Golden Globes.

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Written by: Erik Hagen

As you may’ve already heard, the Golden Globes were basically shut down by the Writers Strike, so what is usually a 3+ hours wankfest of mind-numbing proportions will now instead be a one-hour press conference. So since the Writer’s Guild never returned my membership inquiries, I don’t have the option of sitting this one out. But with the possibility of a one-hour awards show where all they do is announce the winners, no dance numbers, no lame comedy bits, no clip shows, no time-filling crap whatsoever, this has the chance of being the single greatest awards show of all time. So let’s do this thing.

8:00pm – And we are now live. Let the Golden Globes begin!

8:01pm -

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8:02pm – And that’s it for me. So long, everybody!


About the Author

Erik Hagen
I came into this world naked, covered in blood and slightly hysterical. Very little has changed since.