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November 10th, 2008
 

Gay Marriage

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Written by: CaptainNot

As many of you know, last week, the state of Californication passed an amendment banning gay marriage.  

One of the biggest issues related to this amendment was fear of having gay marriage taught in schools.

I can see how this could be scary.  First they teach gay marriage in schools, then gay home economics, gay algebra, and worst of all—gay physical education.  It’s like this huge house of cards being held up by the honest sweat of people that believe that marriage should be only between a man and a woman, or a man and a dinosaur.  Just as long as it isn’t between a dinosaur and a woman.  

That would just be sick.


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