Like many of you, I like the assurance the the food product that I’m eating is safe and edible. The only way to do this properly, in my opinion, is to unnecessarily wrap each morsel individually to ensure freshness and gigantic amount of trash.
This is why I’m a big fan of two great products that I would never have normally eaten; Sunsweet Prunes and M&M’s Premiums. Yes, these two great foodstuffs are individually-wrapped for a reason. A reason I cannot fathom, but a reason nonetheless. I mean, how could we not all want to have cellophane and plastic wrapper strewn around our house?
I think that I’ll head down to the grocery store right now and purchase these two items, then place them in the canvas grocery bag that I bring with me grocery shopping, y’know, so I don’t waste any more plastic grocery bags, ‘cuz of the environment. The irony is completely lost on me, because I just want my individually-wrapped food, regardless of the toll it takes on the environment. When are they going to come out with individually-wrapped apples and bananas? That’d be awesome!



