While standing in the queue at my local Quiznos, I read a sign stating that this establishment has temporarily banned the use of tomatoes on their subs due to a recent FDA warning ‘that a salmonellosis outbreak appears to be linked to consumption of certain types of raw red tomatoes and products containing raw red tomatoes.’
I was elated.
As a long-time opponent of the seedy sandwich/burger topper, I was hopeful that this turn of events would open America’s eyes to the truth: that tomatoes are disgusting.
Whenever I order food, I have to go out of my way to make sure that there are no tomatoes on or in whatever I am about to consume. I’m not allergic… But the taste and texture of those little red bastards makes me want to vomit.
This is a sign: Stop the consumption of tomatoes, or at least stop putting them on every god-damn food item you can think of.
For more information on the Red Menace, SodBlog recommends TomatoesAreEvil.com
