Today’s the day I’ve been waiting eight years for, but more importantly, this is the day this nation’s been waiting forever for. Barack Obama becomes President of the United States today. At such a monumental moment in history, join us as we make awkward comments and occasional attempts at humor.
Like the man says, we are the ones we’ve been waiting for. But to hell with waiting. Let’s begin.
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Erik Hagen
I came into this world naked, covered in blood and slightly hysterical. Very little has changed since.
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