If you’re visiting the site today and things look a little bit off, like things are out of alignment or the fonts are messed up or a fountain of pig’s blood is spraying on you out of your monitor, we’re doing some slight modifications to the site layout. So there is absolutely no need to panic.
On a related note, BIRD FLU IS GOING TO KILL US ALL! THERE’S A GIANT VOLCANO UNDERNEATH YELLOWSTONE PARK THAT COULD EXPLODE ANY MINUTE! METEORS FROM SPACE OULD CRASH INTO THE EARTH AT ANYTIME! EVERYTHING YOU KNOW AND LOVE WILL BE DESTROYED IN AN INSTANT! NOW THERE’S SOMETHING TO PANIC ABOUT! GYAHHH!!!
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I’m sorry. That was uncalled for.
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