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The Oscars ROXOR Liveblog
The Oscars are the only awards show worth caring about. And even then, not really all that much. But still, some. So come care a little bit about what happens tonight with me, live, while I blog. I call it liveblogging. I inven...
Conservative busted trying to have sex. WITH A WOMAN!
Who could’ve ever predicted that a kid whose “career” began with him dressing up as a cartoon pimp would end up becoming a national embarrassment? You may remember me telling that tale of James O’Keefe, ...
Liveblogging the MTV Lady Gaga Awards
MTV is a thing that the children enjoy, along with their Justin Beibers and the sugar. I’ve decided to liveblog the MTV Video Music Awards, on account of the fact that I didn’t do the Emmys a couple weeks ago and I ...
Top Five Driving Pet Peeves
I’ve always liked Top Five lists. I also tend to enjoy driving. So it seemed fair to create a list of the five things that I hate the most about driving. Here we go: Start Seeing Motorcycles - This is a real problem. Mot...
My Conversation with Sarah, the PayPal Robot
Meet Sarah: PayPal’s attempt at AI tech support. She’s new here, so give her a break.
