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My Liveblog Has A First Name, It’s O-S-C-A-R-S
THIS IS IT! Sorry, that was more than was called for. This is it. The Academy Awards are this very night, and this is the place you can watch them being liveblogged. How excited you must be. So grab something to eat and a bever...
2012 Grammys Kerblammo!
Liveblogging: Humanity’s last best hope for survival. The Grammys are tonight, and since I have a laptop and an exceedingly high amount of free time, I’m going to liveblog all over this place and worry about the mes...
Super Bowl Ad Revue
So there was some kind of a football game on this last Sunday. Did you see it? I think they showed it on television, but don’t hold me to that. It was the Stupendous Bowl or the Sensational Bowl or something like that whi...
Let’s all agree to disagree, and to not kill cats
Look, I didn’t want it to have to come to this, but we need to talk, America. Okay, so I understand that having just the one political party is not enough. Because then elections would be really boring and we wouldn’...
Maybe best reconsider that Italian cruise
I've never been on a cruise ship before, mostly because I really, really don't ever want to become the "guy who accidentally fell off of a cruise ship and no one ever noticed." Maybe that's just me. I'm sure other people are no...
Uten Gleeben Golden Globen liveblog
Overture, curtain, lights. This is it! We’ll hit the highs. And oh what highs we’ll hit! )n with the show, this is it! I don’t know why I just wrote that out. It was literally the first and only thing I though...
