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Halloween!

If you, like me, need to watch the campiest, goriest, straight-to-DVD-iest horror bloodbaths come Halloween night, but don’t feel like sampling the weekly offering of uninspired torture-flicks and dull remakes as a result...
by Ben
 

 
 
 

If ya ain’t first, yer last

As our last summer weekend has come, so has a new entry into a popular franchise about people dying. This could be the header for the new Halloween movie as well, and maybe I’ll review that one in the future. But for now,...
by Ben
 

 
 
 

District 9

If you want to call it a new genre, I wouldn’t blame you. District 9 is probably the strangest movie of the year, and it’s great that such a new formula can be put into an imaginative summer blockbuster and not be r...
by Ben
 

 

 
 

Star Trek

So, of the 2 or 3 people that read my Quantum of Solace review, you may recall a harsh statement about the new Star Trek movie I made as a closing statement. My issue then was that Hollywood was going to once again rehash an ol...
by Ben
 

 
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Taken

If you thought that Bond had too much plot and Transporter had too much goofy action, then you will absolutely love Taken. It’s about a bunch of people who kidnap young American girls, give them hard drugs, and sell them ...
by Ben