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Captain America! F*ck Yeah!

Going back in time to when James Cameron first invented the third dimension, I have only tolerated 3D movies for one reason and one reason only: The opportunity to experience what it would feel like to have Captain America thro...
by Erik Hagen
 
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Driving a liberal narrative

Today is the day that Cars 2 hit theaters all over this great country of ours, and great parent that you are, earlier tonight you handed the little tyke a twenty dollar bill before dropping him off at the box office and telling...
by Erik Hagen
 
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Star Trek vs. Star Wars? Um…what?

Being only an entry level nerd, I’m not exactly the world’s biggest fan of either Star Trek or Star Wars, but this bit of news? Uh…no. Galaxy Clash Star Wars and Star Trek Series to Meetup in Crossover Film Wh...
by Erik Hagen
 
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Stolen (Stolen Lives)

Have you ever wanted to see a movie without any sort of conflict, engaging characters, or anything that’s even remotely woven together into a mystery or drama? Then congratulations! You will enjoy Stolen. There is nothing...
by Ben
 
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Brooklyn’s Finest Fuqua’d me out of 2.5 hours

Brooklyn’s Finest, Antoine Fuqua’s latest down and dirty cop drama, opens with a line of dialogue that went something like “There’s right and wrong.  Then, there’s righter and wronger.”  Th...
by Ponch
 
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