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Growing Up Nate – One Ring to Rule Them

I proposed to Sara in a fumbling, mumbling, bumbling manner as the clock ticked over to midnight on New Years Eve in 2001. I had plans of proposing while we celebrated the new year with a group of friends, but a snowstorm put a...
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Growing Up Nate: I Ran A Third Grade Ponzi Scheme

Sort of. My elementary school got it’s first soda machine when I was in the third grade. It was kind of a big deal at the time, since we were kids and this was yet another way for us to mainline sugar. It was $.45 a can a...
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He Who Smelt It…Gets Suspended

Schools these days aren’t the same as when I was roaming the halls. They’re less smartass-friendly, more totalitarian and full of administrators and teachers that are terrified of their students. Long gone are the d...
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Growing Up Nate: Hehehehe…

To the best of my knowledge, I’ve never suffered from sleepwalking. I may roll around and flail my arms and legs a lot while sleeping, but I never actually get up and wander around. Even while sleeping, I’m slightly...
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My Childhood Is Slowly Being Ruined/Made More Awesome

I think that we’d all agree that the Internets are a wonderful thing. I mean, think about it, you’re on the Internet right now, reading this. And if you’re like me, you probably have about 26 other tabs open o...
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