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Stop me if you’ve heard this one……

It’s always good to have a joke on hand to break the ice during visits to the doctor’s office or waiting for your parole officer. Here’s a couple:   What do you call the strap that keeps an umbrella closed wh...
by CaptainNot
 
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Pillow Pet Pals

When my parents went on vacation this last summer, they came back with an odd souvenir for my wife and I – a pillow that is a near exact facsimile of our cat Bonzai. Pictured above is Bonzai with her new best friend on th...
by Erik Hagen
 
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A “Dear Texas” letter.

Well, would you look at this. Seems I’ve got an email in my Inbox from the state of Texas this morning. Odd to get an e-mail from an entire state just out of nowhere. I wonder what they could want. From: _____ <_____@h...
by Erik Hagen
 
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Squeegee Duel, Canadian style.

A mugging quickly turned bizarre when the robber and his victim squared off at a gas station using a most unusual weapon: Squeegees. Police say the would-be bandit asked the 38-year-old victim for a cigarette shortly before 10:...
by CaptainNot
 
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Investing in the future.

In these economic uncertain times, you may be wondering how to get the most bang for your buck and/or where you’re going to find food to eat tonight. The answer is in investments. Now is the perfect time to get in on the ...
by Erik Hagen
 
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