Yeah, that title is not overselling this thing at all.
Once again, we find ourselves prepared for another awards show, and that thing we do where we watch it and say things about it. Tonight is the Oscars, which this year has been promised by producers to be “song-and-dance-heavy,” which we can all agree is terrifying. As a bonus, this year will be hosted by Seth MacFarlane, who makes Family Guy and a bunch of other cartoons they show on Fox on Sundays that I hate. He seems like a logical choice. At least it’s not Billy Crystal.
Anyway, who the hell knows what’s going to happen, so let’s just sit and stare at our television screens and let come what may. Make comments as you like, and I’ll try to remember to hit the Publish Comment if I notice you, which I won’t. Everybody ready for some fun? Yeah, me neither. Let’s do it anyway.