The Oscars are the only awards show worth caring about. And even then, not really all that much. But still, some. So come care a little bit about what happens tonight with me, live, while I blog. I call it liveblogging. I invented that word. I’m not sure why I’m bragging about that. Wow, what a stupid word.
/I also invented air quotes. Look it up on the Google, which I also invented.