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Pennsylvania Bloodbath

Hello, country. I’ve been getting letters from some of you out there wondering how I enjoyed Philadelphia. Let me make this perfectly clear: I’ve never been to Pennsylvania. I have no idea what you’re talking ...
by Steven Colbert
 

 
 
 

No Debate On Obama’s Hatred For Country

It’s morning again in America. Rise and shine, country. This is your Wake Up Colbert. The debate this last Wednesday between Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton earned a viewership of 10 million viewers. Since my readership ...
by Steven Colbert
 

 
 
 

From My Cold Dead Hands

Hello Country. I’d like to talk to you today about the sad passing this past weekend of one of America’s greatest men, Charlton Heston. He has gone to that happy hunting ground. Yes, there are guns in heaven. You be...
by Steven Colbert
 

 

 
 

Why I’m Right and You’re a Communist

Are you there, Internet? It’s me. Steven Colbert. The responses I received to my first column here at the Sob Log have been overwhelming. Unfortunately, there is still a world of difference between “overwhelmingR...
by Steven Colbert
 

 
 
 

The Birth of a Country

Hello, America. How are you? Don’t you know me? You should. For I’m your native son, Steven Colbert. And this is the first posting of the Colbert Country. First of all, I should thank the good people here at the Bod...
by Steven Colbert