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Forced Penetration Required by Law in Oklahoma

Forced penetration is now required by law in Oklahoma, but only for sluts (i.e. women who want to terminate their pregnancies. You know, sluts.) Get ready to vom. Recall this post about the Oklahoma legislature bill allowing ab...
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Your Vulva Can Only Be Cut Off Once

Recently, the US Board of Immigration Appeals denied asylum to three women who had been victims of FGM (female genital mutilation) in their home country of Guinea because they had no well-founded fear of further persecution, si...
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My Best Friend Lied to Me About Crypto Sporidium

Cryptosporidium lives in the intestine of infected humans or animals. Millions of crypto parasites can be released in a bowel movement from an infected human or animal. Consequently, Cryptosporidium is found in soil, food, wate...
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Shout Out to African Dock Workers!

You know how we Americans like to be telling African countries what to do all the time? Like: “Use this un-tested birth control and stop having black babies!” or “Globalize your financial markets despite rampant corruptio...
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OK Bill Allowing Women Freedom of Eye Movement a Human Rights Victory

Oklahoma, long a pioneer of human rights and social justice, is poised to ratchet up another victory, this one for women’s rights. In a bill recently sent to Governor Brad Henry for consideration, women are granted the freedo...
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