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Second winner of the “You Suck Awards” announced—Sarah Palin

Announcing the next winner of the 2008 “You Suck Awards”. This person has taken suckability to a new level of suckishness.  She has garnered much attention and has used that spot light to show exactly how suckralicious she...
by CaptainNot
 
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Sod that is good
 

A letter to Music Santa

Dear Music Santa, Thank you for delivering “Chinese Democracy” this year.  I’ve been asking for it since 1999.  Every year since it’s been one crappy album after another.  Thank you! I also wanted to thank you for ma...
by CaptainNot
 
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General Sod
 

An open letter to the Wal-Mart worker who was trampled to death on Black Friday.

To whom it may concern: I understand that you were trampled to death by a mob of thrifty bargain hunters loopy on cranberries and gas station coffee. I was not at a store like Wal-Mart during the mad rush for Tickle-Me-Britney,...
by CaptainNot
 
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Food & Drink
 

Gift ideas for people you hate

During the holiday season, there is a hierarchy of gift types to buy. 1. If you like the person and want them to feel cared for, buy them something expensive and meaningful. Jewelry, electronics, diesel… 2. You are OK with th...
by CaptainNot
 
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Office of the President Elect and other little known office

I am so glad that Barack Obama was able to bring into the public eye the little known office of “President Elect”.  During the formation of our great nation, our forefathers made the decision of creating three major branch...
by CaptainNot
 
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