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Should I trade all my CDs for a free iPod?

With the advent of services like iPodmeister (www.ipodmeister.com), which is a service that will digitize your CDs for you, put them on a new iPod or iPhone and take the CDs as payment, I am wondering is this legal?  After rea...
by CaptainNot
 

 
 
 

Captain Not’s 3 Step Diet Plan guaranteed to work AND save you money!

There are billions of dollars spent every year on diets, weight loss clubs, and gym memberships that all swear they can help you fit into your skinny jeans.  I’ll give you everything you need for free.  Why?  Because I’m...
by CaptainNot
 

 
 
 

Christmas Movies I’d like to see

Every year we all watch Christmas movies.  Classics like “White Christmas”, “Miracle on 34th Street”, “It’s a Wonderful Life”.  Sure there are modern classics now like “A Christmas Story”, “Christmas With ...
by CaptainNot
 

 

 
 

Squeegee Duel, Canadian style.

A mugging quickly turned bizarre when the robber and his victim squared off at a gas station using a most unusual weapon: Squeegees. Police say the would-be bandit asked the 38-year-old victim for a cigarette shortly before 10:...
by CaptainNot
 

 
 
 

Man Assaulted while working at the Cheesecake Factory–what is going on in Arizona?

This went down at a Cheesecake Factory in Arizona, Bryce Fitzpatrick—a food expeditor was attacked by 10 cooks. “About 10-plus cooks and dishwashers shut the lights out,” Fitzpatrick recalls. “A guy grabbed ...
by CaptainNot