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Here are a few of my favorite quotes:   They certainly give very strange names to diseases. Plato   People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. Ogden Nash   I was thrown out of college for ch...
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Stop me if you’ve heard this one……

It’s always good to have a joke on hand to break the ice during visits to the doctor’s office or waiting for your parole officer. Here’s a couple:   What do you call the strap that keeps an umbrella closed wh...
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Costume Ideas for Halloween next year

Since we must prepare for Halloween all year long, here’s my suggestions for next year’s Halloween costumes:   1. Corn Poop Boy 2. Man with an axe in his groin 3. Dr. Phil (That one is the scariest) 4. Irony 5. Boy...
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Things That Sound Dirty at Thanksgiving

Talk about a huge breast! Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. It’s Cool Whip time! If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst! Whew, that’s one terrific spread! I’m in the mood for a little d...
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The truth about the $700 Billion Bailout

Being a Captain, I have some experience with managing groups of things….which is similar to budgets.  So in a way you could say that I might be an asset to the Government during this time of need. We all know they passed a $...
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